Well it looks like Oklahoma is back at it again. Literally swagging off the Richter! I think that September should be officially renamed to Swaggtember in Oklahoma. Earthquakes have been blowing up all over the state this month. I think this has little to do with seismic waves and more to do with just how fly our state is being.
This article gives some of the specifics on the 'quaking that has been taking place. This kind of earthquake activity is rare (like Mr. Clean with hair) in Oklahoma. I'm hoping this is a precursor for a season of swagging. That's right, I'm calling you out fall! You'd better bring in a season of fresh foliage. You officially started fresh, so I suggest you stay fresh.
I'm not saying we need to have a devastating earthquake hit our state or anything crazy like that, I'm just saying I will do everything in my power to keep up the swagging. If we keep it up they might have to do away with the Richter Scale all together and make a new one. Any name suggestions? I'm thinking maybe Rachel, just a suggestion.
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